Randy Newman [singing to old timey stomp-pop]:
This one stroke engine
Staring at holy cow
Setting, a "Star Wars"-lit motel, Nicaragua suburbs.
Ben Kingsley [as Baron von Lopez] walks toward a sandwich on the bar, studies it, approves, shrugs.
Kevin Bacon [as Dweezil Zappa] tackles then straddles Kingsley.
You [as you in 20 years] stumble in.
Bacon turns slowly to you; it's snowing in the Death Star. He unstraddles Kingsley.
Kingsley is jettisoned.
*2009 WOOD COIN: You’ve Reely Scored a Movie Issue: XeusZenon, “Books Made”